Thursday, 13 January 2011

Merton getting fucked to death by a horse.... what the hell was that all about?

Well in 2009 we recieved the shocking news that our good friend and horse enthusiast Merton Breastloveski had died from rectal trauma caused by a horse inserting it's penis into Merton's rectum. We struggled to come to terms to with Merton's death and it was all very suspicious as Merton was always the giver in the relationship and never the taker. At the funeral we noticed that Merton's coffin was incredibly heavy and a little bit cold....

Fast forward to 2010 and the truth was finally revealed. Merton wasn't dead he was infact working with the police in an undercover horse fucking sting and had been living undercover as Gerald Hatescockski. So we thought he was dead but he actuallyactually wasn't.

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