Thursday, 27 January 2011

Do you have any good Truth or Dare truths or dares?

I guess the best dare would be to visit and buy an offiical A Dose of Dick thong.

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Thursday, 20 January 2011

This is something I've wondered for a while, so I was wondering if you could shed some light onto it. Where exactly is Wally? And what's he hiding from?

Wally is a metaphor for homosexuality. So that's why us norms can't find him but the twisted and warped people that can find him are part of the gay agenda. Why do you think the Americans call him Waldo? It's because it sounds like dildo another tool of the gay agenda.

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Monday, 17 January 2011

I hear that A Dose of Dick is introducing a new DVD review club, what releases can we expect the C.o.M.H. boys to be reviewing?

What an excellent question!

Well Jimmy, Chet, Randy and I will be reviewing such classics as the Harry Potter series, the Twilight Series, Danny Dyer's Comedy Football DVD, Timecop, Street Fighter, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Power Rangers The Movie, Mortal Kombat and many more. Suggestions are welcome.

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

My third nipple

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Sunday, 16 January 2011

I was doing my weekly grocery shopping in my parents' fridge and wondered, what vegetable do you most resemble?

I guess the vegetable I most resemble is a potato as I can be baked, mashed or roasted and I like chips...

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Lolz you is called Dick Smalls does that mean yo dick is tiny?

No my penis is of an impressive length and girth. My name is obviously not really Dick my name is Richard, Dick is short for Richard do you understand that? Idiot.

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Saturday, 15 January 2011

What is Danny Dyer's best film?

Severance or Doghouse. Or that one where he gets raped, that's quite funny.

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Thursday, 13 January 2011

What is your favourite movie?

The vastly under rated Time Cop with Jean-Claude Van Damme. This film was cruelly ignored by the Oscars despite being the Citizen Kane of the 1990's. The story of a cop that patrols time is still as relevant today as it was when they made it less than 2 decades ago.

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Who is the best actor alive or dead?

Phil Off Eastenders.

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How retarded is Jimmy Dense?

How long is a piece of string?

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Merton getting fucked to death by a horse.... what the hell was that all about?

Well in 2009 we recieved the shocking news that our good friend and horse enthusiast Merton Breastloveski had died from rectal trauma caused by a horse inserting it's penis into Merton's rectum. We struggled to come to terms to with Merton's death and it was all very suspicious as Merton was always the giver in the relationship and never the taker. At the funeral we noticed that Merton's coffin was incredibly heavy and a little bit cold....

Fast forward to 2010 and the truth was finally revealed. Merton wasn't dead he was infact working with the police in an undercover horse fucking sting and had been living undercover as Gerald Hatescockski. So we thought he was dead but he actuallyactually wasn't.

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Winifred says that South African men are depraved, what's your opinion?

Well they all have AIDS so yes I guess they are pretty depraved.

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What's it like being the suckiest king of suckyness? Love the boys at S.C.R.O.T.U.M.

Laugh it up fags but the Shaft brothers couldn't beat the boys from C.o.M.H. and turning S.C.R.O.T.U.M. into some sort of militant force ain't gonna do you no good against us and Garth Crooks.

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Where in the world would you most like to visit?

That is a good question. As part of the C.o.M.H. team I have travelled all over the world, including my smackdown with the Pope in Africa back in 2009. I guess the next place I'd most like to visit is the Holy city of Redcar from where the great Prophet Mike Huggins originated.

Thank you for you question.

Peace & Love
Dick Smalls

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What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

A monkey scrotum at Chet's birthday party a few years back, it was during his alcoholic phase so I'm not sure he'd meant to serve monkey scrotum's but I was polite and ate it. Wasn't half bad either.

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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Under Construction

Hello my fellow Huggynites we're currently undertaking a full relaunch of the official C.o.M.H. blog so there's not much to see here right now but feel free to check out the links to all C.o.M.H. services.

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Peace & Love

Dick Smalls
President of C.o.M.H.