Thursday, 27 January 2011

Do you have any good Truth or Dare truths or dares?

I guess the best dare would be to visit and buy an offiical A Dose of Dick thong.

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Thursday, 20 January 2011

This is something I've wondered for a while, so I was wondering if you could shed some light onto it. Where exactly is Wally? And what's he hiding from?

Wally is a metaphor for homosexuality. So that's why us norms can't find him but the twisted and warped people that can find him are part of the gay agenda. Why do you think the Americans call him Waldo? It's because it sounds like dildo another tool of the gay agenda.

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Monday, 17 January 2011

I hear that A Dose of Dick is introducing a new DVD review club, what releases can we expect the C.o.M.H. boys to be reviewing?

What an excellent question!

Well Jimmy, Chet, Randy and I will be reviewing such classics as the Harry Potter series, the Twilight Series, Danny Dyer's Comedy Football DVD, Timecop, Street Fighter, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Power Rangers The Movie, Mortal Kombat and many more. Suggestions are welcome.

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

My third nipple

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Sunday, 16 January 2011

I was doing my weekly grocery shopping in my parents' fridge and wondered, what vegetable do you most resemble?

I guess the vegetable I most resemble is a potato as I can be baked, mashed or roasted and I like chips...

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Lolz you is called Dick Smalls does that mean yo dick is tiny?

No my penis is of an impressive length and girth. My name is obviously not really Dick my name is Richard, Dick is short for Richard do you understand that? Idiot.

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Saturday, 15 January 2011

What is Danny Dyer's best film?

Severance or Doghouse. Or that one where he gets raped, that's quite funny.

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